Shorter Stephen Harper: Voting for the Green Shift will make this country head for a disaster of biblical proportions. By biblical, I mean Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! *
* Paraphrased from Ghostbusters (1984).
Updated: Actually, the more I think of it. If we go with the Conservative plan for the environment, we would have fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, the seas boiling, and the darkness. Probably not so much the dog and cat thing, though.