Hey, everyone! There's going to be a product on the market that I don't need, but is too expensive for me to purchase. Despite the fact there are other products that do similar things cheaper, we should start a petition to make the seller change their prices! It will work, despite the fact some people would have still bought the thing at those crazy prices!
Also, some products have an additional feature that the companies providing the service want to charge extra for. The original primary feature of the device has not changed, but that's irrelevant. We need to fight this cash grab on ancillary features! First, it's automakers charging extra for "air conditioning", now this. If I can't receive text messages from people with my mobile phone, how else can I possibly "talk" through a mobile phone? What am I supposed to do with my thumbs?
I want a petition calling for lower Ferrari pricing in Canada.