To date, I have not been invited to one of these so-called barbecue tours that are apparently all the rage with the grassroots. I am led to believe my voting intentions can be swayed by attending one of these shindigs.
Now, what doesn't count is showing up to another barbecue that I'm invited to or already attending and then shaking my hand. That doesn't count, because I'm already there.
Since I have no horse in any federal race, I want, and am willing to be exposed to, the full-on partisan barbecue experience.
I am willing to be schmoozed.