When we talk about you, we will say, "Our friends have this great cottage" blah blah blah.
What we want is ...
- Unlimited use of a cottage on weekends and sporadically throughout the week as we see fit. Preferably, without you there.
- Waterfront, with use of various water-type stuff to play with, like a boat fully gassed.
- Free access to whatever's in the fridge.
- Within a couple hours drive of Toronto (negotiable).
- No interaction outside of us getting the keys and us returning them to you.
- Somebody watching your cottage that you have no time for.
- Somebody making sure nothing goes bad in your fridge.
- Somebody going around town saying nothing but positive things about you.
Tags: cottage, summer