Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Wanted : Friends with a Cottage

This is an open letter to anybody looking to adopt a family of four to let us use your cottage free of charge. In return, we will call you our "friends".

When we talk about you, we will say, "Our friends have this great cottage" blah blah blah.

What we want is ...
  • Unlimited use of a cottage on weekends and sporadically throughout the week as we see fit. Preferably, without you there.
  • Waterfront, with use of various water-type stuff to play with, like a boat fully gassed.
  • Free access to whatever's in the fridge.
  • Within a couple hours drive of Toronto (negotiable).
  • No interaction outside of us getting the keys and us returning them to you.
In return you get ...
  • Somebody watching your cottage that you have no time for.
  • Somebody making sure nothing goes bad in your fridge.
  • Somebody going around town saying nothing but positive things about you.
If you fit this description, please respond in the comments.

Thank you.

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RP. said...

Heh, I wish. I can't even imagine asking someone to use their cottage, and there's a bunch of them in our families. Anyway, my father-in-law is selling some cottage lots on PEI if you're interested.

Jim (Progressive Right) said...

PEI might be a wee bit of a commute for a weekend. :)

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