Wednesday, July 12, 2006

At a Loss

Go check this out. I still can't figure out if this is a goof or if it's real.

March Together for Life : Murder without Conscience
Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.
An article where? That's right ... The Onion.
To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.
There are 821 comments all trying to tell this guy that the Onion is a spoof - a satirical site - it isn't real.

He then posts again.
Needless to say, a few people wanted to let me know that I was a dolt for thinking that her article was real. As a matter of fact, call me a dolt, because in the beginning I really did think it was real. Why? because I meet women like her in the field all the time. Anyway, I wrote the blog in a way that was meant to point out how psychotic the pro-abortion movement is. I have been at abortion mills, picketed government buildings, parks and more. I have heard a lot, and if you think that this woman just "sounded" nuts, let me tell you what a woman told me a couple of months ago.
So, you reference an article, written in a way to satirize the rabid pro-life movement as a means to highlight the so-called psychotic pro-choice movement in a rabid pro-life blog posting? I ... what ... huh? Somewhere, there's a rift in the space-time continuum.

You need a test to get a driver's license, but they'll let anybody on the internets.

Updated : Apparently, it was a "joke". Rrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt, except when he kept trying to "logically" explain what was wrong with satire of this kind and how the left were sending him hate mail for uncovering the hidden message within the satire.


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