Viruses you suffer from:Tags: humour, internet
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Human Virus Scanner
I took the Human Virus Scanner to determine what I might be infected with.
@ 12:31 PM