I made the Dilbert Newsletter #57, with this witty True Tale of an Induhvidual.
"I was hanging out with a conservative friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned."
This happened during my university days.
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